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Charlie Lives!
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house. The Harper brothers Charlie and Alan are almost opposites but form a great team. They have little in common except their dislike for their mundane, maternally cold and domineering mother, Evelyn. Alan, a compulsively neat chiropractor and control-freak, is thrown out by his manipulative wife Judith who nevertheless gets him to pay for everything and do most jobs in the house. Charlie is a freelance jingle composer and irresistible Cassanova who lives in a luxurious beach-house and rarely gets up before noon. Charlie "temporarily" allows Alan and his son Jake, a food-obsessed, lazy kid who shuttles between his parents, to move in with them after Alan's separation/divorce. The sitcom revolves around their conflicting lifestyles, raising Jake (who has the efficient, caring dad while having a ball with his fun-loving sugar uncle who teaches him boyish things), and bantering with Evelyn and various other friends and family. Other fairly regular characters include Charlie's cleaning lady Berta and his rich, self-confessed stalker neighbor Rose who often sneaks in to spy on Charlie.

Orig. title:

Two and a Half Men

Genre: Comedy, Romance
Starring: Jon Cryer (Alan Harper), Angus T. Jones (Jake Harper), Conchata Ferrell (Berta), Charlie Sheen (Charlie Harper), Holland Taylor (Evelyn Harper), Ashton Kutcher (Walden Schmidt)
Country: USA
Year: 2003-2015
Score: 71 %
Broadcasted on: Comedy Central Polsat Comedy Central Extra
TV channels available in packages: CLASSIC (7 days catch-up), TOP (7 days catch-up)

List of episodes

1. series:

  • (1) Pilot broadcasted 1.11. Watch
  • (2) Big Flappy Bastards broadcasted 1.11. Watch
  • (3) Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell broadcasted 1.11. Watch
  • (4) If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap broadcasted 1.11. Watch
  • (5) The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump broadcasted 1.11. Watch
  • (6) Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? broadcasted 1.11. Watch
  • (7) If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake will be on TV 2.11.
  • (8) Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful will be on TV 2.11.
  • (9) Phase One, Complete will be on TV 2.11.
  • (10) Merry Thanksgiving will be on TV 2.11.
  • (11) Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor will be on TV 2.11.
  • (12) Camel Filters and Pheromones will be on TV 2.11.
  • (13) Sarah Like Puny Alan will be on TV 6.11.
  • (14) I Can't Afford Hyenas will be on TV 7.11.
  • (15) Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick will be on TV 7.11.
  • (16) To była ślina, Alan (Część 2) will be on TV 7.11.
  • (17) Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats will be on TV 7.11.
  • (18) An Old Flame with a New Wick will be on TV 7.11.
  • (19) I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You will be on TV 7.11.
  • (20) Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark will be on TV 9.11.
  • (21) No Sniffing, No Wowing will be on TV 9.11.
  • (22) My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet will be on TV 9.11.
  • (23) Just Like Buffalo will be on TV 9.11.
  • (24) Can You Feel My Finger will be on TV 9.11.

2. series:

  • (1) Back Off Mary Poppins will be on TV 10.11.
  • (2) Enjoy Those Garlic Balls will be on TV 11.11.
  • (3) A Bag Full of Jawea will be on TV 11.11.
  • (4) Go Get Mommy's Bra will be on TV 11.11.
  • (5) Bad News from the Clinic will be on TV 11.11.
  • (6) The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance will be on TV 11.11.
  • (7) A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana will be on TV 11.11.
  • (8) Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers will be on TV 12.11.
  • (9) Yes, Monsignor will be on TV 12.11.
  • (10) The Salmon Under My Sweater will be on TV 12.11.
  • (11) Last Chance to See Those Tattoos will be on TV 12.11.
  • (12) A Lung Full of Alan will be on TV 12.11.
  • (13) Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów will be on TV 12.11.
  • (14) Those Big Pink Things with Coconut will be on TV 13.11.
  • (15) Smell the Umbrella Stand will be on TV 13.11.
  • (16) Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? will be on TV 13.11.
  • (17) Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam! will be on TV 13.11.
  • (18) It Was Mame, Mom will be on TV 13.11.
  • (19) A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise will be on TV 13.11.
  • (20) I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey will be on TV 14.11.
  • (21) A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On will be on TV 14.11.
  • (22) That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother will be on TV 14.11.
  • (23) Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab will be on TV 14.11.
  • (24) Does This Smell Funny to You will be on TV 14.11.

3. series:

  • (1) Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts will be on TV 14.11.

10. series:

  • (15) Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It broadcasted 27.10. Watch
  • (16) Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby broadcasted 27.10. Watch
  • (17) Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries broadcasted 27.10. Watch
  • (18) The 9:04 from Pemberton broadcasted 27.10. Watch
  • (19) Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon broadcasted 27.10. Watch
  • (20) Bazinga! That's From a TV Show broadcasted 27.10. Watch
  • (21) Another Night with Neil Diamond broadcasted 27.10. Watch
  • (22) My Bodacious Vidalia broadcasted 27.10. Watch
  • (23) Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped broadcasted 27.10. Watch

11. series:

  • (1) Nangnangnangnang broadcasted 27.10. Watch
  • (2) I Think I Banged Lucille Ball broadcasted 27.10. Watch
  • (3) This Unblessed Biscuit broadcasted 27.10. Watch
  • (4) Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank broadcasted 28.10. Watch
  • (5) Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 broadcasted 28.10. Watch
  • (6) Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants broadcasted 28.10. Watch
  • (7) Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie broadcasted 28.10. Watch
  • (8) Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. broadcasted 28.10. Watch
  • (9) Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer broadcasted 28.10. Watch
  • (10) On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! broadcasted 29.10. Watch
  • (11) Tazed in the Lady Nuts broadcasted 29.10. Watch
  • (12) Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. broadcasted 29.10. Watch
  • (13) Bite me, Supreme Court broadcasted 29.10. Watch
  • (14) Three Fingers of Creme De Menthe broadcasted 29.10. Watch
  • (15) Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin broadcasted 29.10. Watch
  • (16) How to Get Rid of Alan Harper broadcasted 30.10. Watch
  • (17) Welcome Home, Jake broadcasted 30.10. Watch
  • (18) West Side Story broadcasted 30.10. Watch
  • (19) Lan mao shi zai wuding shang broadcasted 30.10. Watch
  • (20) Lotta Delis in Little Armenia broadcasted 30.10. Watch
  • (21) Dial 1-900-mix-a-lot broadcasted 30.10. Watch
  • (22) Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead broadcasted 31.10. Watch

12. series:

  • (1) The Ol' Mexican Spinach broadcasted 31.10. Watch
  • (2) A Chic Bar in Ibiza broadcasted 31.10. Watch
  • (3) Glamping in a Yurt broadcasted 31.10. Watch
  • (4) Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight broadcasted 31.10. Watch
  • (5) Oontz. Oontz. Oontz. broadcasted 31.10. Watch
  • (6) Alan Shot a Little Girl will be on TV 3.11.
  • (7) Sex with an Animated Ed Asner will be on TV 3.11.
  • (8) Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey will be on TV 3.11.
  • (9) Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey will be on TV 3.11.
  • (10) Here I Come, Pants! will be on TV 3.11.
  • (11) For Whom the Booty Calls will be on TV 3.11.
  • (12) A Beer-Battered Rip-Off will be on TV 4.11.
  • (13) Boompa Loved His Hookers will be on TV 4.11.
  • (14) Don't Give a Monkey a Gun will be on TV 4.11.
  • (15) Of Course He's Dead: Part 1 & 2 will be on TV 4.11.
  • (16) Of course he's dead: part 2 will be on TV 4.11.

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